The life & times of Brown Sugar...

Why is it that people, excuse me, SOME people get in their car, drive down the street and decide to pick their noses? I mean damn, I've seen more people in the past month or so go to town in their nose while driving. I don't know. Maybe it's the change of weather or something that has increased the number of boogers folks have in their noses. I've begun a mental experiment that kicks off as soon as I turn onto the mean streets of the "A." My mental experiment involves taking note of how many people I drive past or sit next to at the light that are digging up their nose. Man....it doesn't matter the velocity, type of car or typical grid lock traffic. Folks will dig up their noses no matter what. All the while I'm thinking (and looking), "Ay...don't you see me over here looking at you while you're going to town in your nose?!? UGH! Nasty ass!" Bwhahahahaha! Damn! Have you no shame?!? Today, I was pulling out of the gas station. It was cold as hell. I was sitting at the light still trying to warm up. I look over to my left. What did I see? Who, but a Chinese lady going to town in her nose! I was shocked because I figured that the last person I'd see going to town in their nose would be a Chinese lady. Damn...she looked just like that lady at the Beauty Supply store I go to. Ima have to watch her more closely when I go into the store next time. Anyway, she looked at me and then tried to play it off. Busted!Whateva chic! I saw you! Ok...light turned green. I'm out! Another day I was on the E-way. I'm doing all of 70 mph. You know, the norm around here. Anyway, I glance over to my left and saw this lady in this little pitter put car. It appeared that her "song" was on the radio because she was bobbing her head to beat. But wait a minute. I know she ain't diggin up her nose AND bobbing her head to the beat! Yes. She. Was. I didn't even have time to give her the "I see you diggin up your nose" look. I kept on rollin down the E-way. Ok. One more instance. I was driving down the street. Stopped at light. Look to the right. I'll be damned. This cat was over there digging. I mean he was digging so hard. He was up in that mug. He wasn't even trying to be discreet. He had something up in that nostril that he just had to get. It was serious. I had to stop looking at him. It was disgusting. Besides, I didn't want want him to fling that thing on my window. I got the hell on as soon as the light changed. It's funny the things people do when they're in the privacy (or so they think) of their own car. I have to admit though. I was in my car the other day. I felt like a had a booger in my nose ready to come out. Although it was tempting to dig up my nose. I had to tell myself no. Just say no! Lucky for me, I had a pack of Kleenex in my car. hee hee I commenced to going to town in my nose...with my kleenex ofcourse!