Monday, January 31, 2005

 

Caught in the crossfire IV

[Disclaimer: I'm new at this disclaimer thing. As a matter of fact, I've never disclaimed anything on here. However, let me just say that the people and events mentioned in this entry are fictitious. LOL Ok...so I'm lying. Aside from the pseudonyms and a few EXTRA bits, everything is really true. This is a true story! Although, I did spruce up the ending just a bit. But...it all happened...save the Cutiepie incident. Referring to her appearance during the hand on booty episode towards the end.]


By this time, my co-worker got back into the car. I had to bite my tongue again and continue to let her EARBEAT me to DEF. I didn’t want him to be all up in my bidness. So I just sat there. This was so hard because when somebody is talking nonsense in my ear, it’s hard for me to not respond. Especially when they call themselves “checkin” me. Know what I mean? Plus remember, she came at me out of no where with this mess.
Eventually, I got off the phone with her. I didn’t have time for that bullshit. I told her that I would call her back later.
Well…I’ll be damned. Cutiepie beat me to it. She called me shortly after I got off work and commenced to question me about shit again. WTF is up with this chic? She’s nagging me like I’m her damn woman! This time, I really let her have it. Again…we went back and forth She will not back down for nothing. She kept bringing up how I treated her back in damn 1999. It’s like…she was beating a damn dead horse. Geesh! The muhfugga is dead already! Anyway, by the time it was all said and done, I was crying, she was crying…it was crazy. We talked off and on all damn evening. I apologized time and time again for treating her the way I did. I mean, I didn’t know what else to say. That’s the only thing that I was at fault for.
Ok. So that was how things were going with Cutiepie. I spoke with Bird that same evening. I was upset about some things that Cutiepie mentioned to me that apparently Bird told her I said. Bird really didn’t have much to say. I was clearly upset though. The following morning, Bird called me while she was on her way to work. She told me that she couldn’t handle all of this. Basically, she said in so many words that she couldn’t handle me being Cutiepie’s friend too. She said that she needs me but I can’t be there for her and Cutiepie. She kept saying that she won’t have anybody to talk to now. She said she can’t deal with knowing that Cutiepie and I are friends because she has come to HATE Cutiepie. She told me that she understands that Cutiepie needs me too and it’s good that I am there for her during this rough time. So…in so many words, she told me that she couldn’t handle being my friend…right now. WTF? Ok…what just happened? Did this bitch just tell me that she doesn’t want to be my friend anymore?!? This was absolutely TOO MUCH! Here my friends, is where I TOTALLY felt as if I was caught in the muhfuggin crossfire. Between two damn quasi-lesbian bitches. Aint that ‘bout a blip?
Anyway, days went by and Bird didn’t call me and I didn’t call her. But…Cutiepie damn sho kept in touch with my ass. Well, for one, she was without car and I basically, took Bird’s place. In that I took her to work, picked her up from work, blah, blah, blah. You know…wherever she needed to go, I took her. Even throughout all that, things were still kind of tense between the two of us. It was like; I knew she had something to say. We continued to beat the damn dead ass horse. Eventually, I think we came to terms and basically picked up from where we left off a few years ago.It was during this time that I learned things about Cutiepie that I didn’t already know. It was cool. She confided in me about a lot of other things that were going on with her. I was glad to be there….to be her friend. This girl has actually been through it. Seriously. Cutiepie and I actually spent a whole lot of time together. She was always at my place. Before work, after work…etc. She would spend the night. Eh…sorry. NO hand-on-booty details here. Hee hee Although, I have to admit, during this time I realized why I probably was so jealous of Bird and Cutiepie’s relationship. It came to me one night while Cutiepie was here. I think that I used to be attracted to Cutiepie back in the day. I look at her now…she is such a Cutie! Hence the pseudonym, Cutiepie. I’ve never really thought I was actually attracted to a woman. But…the more I thought about it, I realized that…yeah….Brown Sugar was attracted to Cutiepie. But…not in a way that I’d actually hit on her. Never that. One…I’m TOTALLY not an aggressive person. Like, I’d never make the first move. Two…I love me some ding-a-ling. However, if for some reason, Cutiepie was to make a move on Brown Sugar….I don’t know. It’s like…she’s always around. She calls me all day and day. Mind you, she has her car back now so it’s not like she’s just around because she doesn’t have a car. We talk about sex a lot. I realize that we both have hearty sexual appetites. Although, it could be because we both haven’t had any sex in a while. I don’t know. Like this past weekend, she was here. We had an ice storm down here and were basically shut in. But…Cutiepie was like, “I should come over there.” Hmmm…I’m thinking (lil devil on shoulder) “yeah…you should.” Hee hee Wait a minute Brown Sugar! You’re trippin! You need to get you some good ole ding-a-ling to help you simmer down a taste. LOL Oh…*sidenote* This would explain why I wasn’t able to complete my entry this weekend. It’s like, when I’m on the computer, she’s always standing right next to me at some point. So I knew if I was sitting here typing a while, she’d find her way over here. But seriously, I almost feel like this chic is my girlfriend. She’s MynotWoman. Muhahahahahahaha! That one’s for you KK. I know. I know. It’s soooo NOT the same thing. But on the serious tip, besides the fact that Cutiepie and Bird are both my friends – well not sure about Bird – I wouldn’t even go there with Cutiepie. As cute as she is. But…would a good ole threesome count????? Hmmm…a thought to ponder on. Let me just shed some light on me and Cutiepie's history. We used to be REALLY tight. I met her two weeks after I moved down here. She was going to school down here at the time. We met on a double date. We befriended each other. It was a start of a wonderful friendship. We became really cool. A few months later, I had a few friends over one night. Cutiepie was there, ofcourse. We were playing this game called "Pennies." Basically, everybody sits in a circle with a handful of pennies. It's supposed to be pitch black in the room. Everybody goes around the circle and asks a question. The questions usually range from, "Did you just fart to Has anybody ever had sex with somebody of the same sex?" Just to give you an idea. If the answer is yes, you throw a penny in. If the answer no, you don't throw a penny in. Anyway, by the end of the night, we gave up on playing Pennies and just talked about our sexual experiences. Oh...did I mention that we were all drunk? This was during a time when I was REALLY curious about the whole "same sex" thing. Not really a relationship thing. Just sex. Does it make a difference? Apparently, I wasn't the only female that felt that way. To include Cutiepie. All the niggas were like, HELLS NO! Well by nights end...or beginning. I ended up in the bed with another one of my girlfriends(not Cutiepie...she was drunk...and sleep at that point) that was there and two other guys. Yeah...it was interesting. Ok, if you're not open or if this is to skanky for you, stop here.
Well, it started with us taking body shots off of each other. Cutiepie was passed out so she wasn't a participant at this point. Well, Guy friend#1 was the main one egging us on. He was actually my road dawg. We went to school together and he always managed to fanaggle me into things such as this. Anywho, first the girls were taking body shots off the guys. Then...guy friend #1, talked us (two chics)into taking body shots off of each other. She was my road dawg too as well as college pal. Well...we did. And well...one thing led to another. The guys were excited at the sight of us licking/sucking the salt off of our nipplege and thigh areas and I must say that I, uh...was just excited. Shii...we all were excited. This is how we ended up in my bedroom. All damn four of us! Boy oh boy! I remember that night like it was yesterday. (harp music...daydreaming....) Ok...where was I? Ok...yeah. Don't ask me how our clothes got off. That...I can't remember. All I know is we were all butt booty ass naked on my bed. But...guy#1 was on my girl and guy #2 was doing his thang with me. Kissing....hand on booty here and there....sucking, licking....etc. Well...during a brief intermission, somebody came up with the smart idea to switch partners. While my guy and my girlfriend went into the bathroom, guy #1 and I laid on the bed. While, we've kicked it many times in school, we never took it there. He was my road dawg! Well....so much for that. It was on....quick...over...and good. LOL It's amazing how Tequila can spice up a night! The other two came back to the bed and we all fell asleep...butt booty ass naked. At some point during the early, still dark outside, morning, guy #2 rolled out. That left me, my unnamed girlfriend and guy#1 in the bed. I was exhausted at this point. But not too exhausted for some good ole sex. Better yet, to watch some good ole sex. Did I mention that I am a voyeur? I LOVE to watch others...have sex. Well, this was perfect. I had front row seats. Hand-on-booty details at it's best! Ok...guy#1 and my girlfriend were next to me, rubbing on each other and shit. I'm laying on my side, face towards them. But..it's still dark. I don't move because I want them to think that they're in their "own world." Well, I continue to lay there like I'm dead to the world. Guy #1 is going to town on my girl's coochie. I was getting soooo damn excited...but I had to play it off, ofcourse. He works his way back up her body and then the next thing I know, he's fucking the mess out of her. I still try to play it off like I'm sleep. But who can really remain sleep when the bed is rocking like a damn boat on a stormy night?!? Apparently me! Cuz I didn't move at all. The only thing that did move on me were my eyes! LOL They weren't paying my ass no mind. Man...it was intense. I couldn't take it! I'm laying there like a damn stump on a log. My boy is fucking the mess out of my girl. All I hear is her moaning, him groaning and her wet ass coochie making all kinds of noises. It was UNBEARABLE!!!! I couldn't take it. I just had to start pleasing myself at this point. When I tell you that I think we all came at the same time....I am not lying. Ok...but it wasn't even over. At this point, I wasn't even trying to front like I was sleep. Shii....I had front row 3 fuckin D vision! My girl wasn't NO where near done. She rolled on top of my boy and went downtown to pay "PeterMan" a visit. I mean, she sucked and she sucked that thang like it wasn't nothing to it. I had to take some visual notes to store in my mental roladex. The girl was BAD! And I'm not talking Bad as in terrible. She worked that thang. I should have been licking his balls as close as I was to his member while she was sucking it. Remember? I like to watch. Anyway, the next thing I knew, she mounted ole boy before I could blink my eyes. And there I was...still down by his dingaling. Face to face with his dick and her coochie. This is my favorite part of pornos ya'll. I LOVE...absolutely, LOVE to see the ding-a-ling go in and out of the coochie. Ok...so I'm down there watching all this. The smell of sex was heavy in the air....in and out....I witness juices flowing, asses pounding, hand-on-booty...sound of wet coochie. You know the sound. Yeah...that's it. Damn...I was going to fucking explode! Anywho, at some point during all this, I look up at the doorway. The door was wide open. I saw Cutiepie sitting on the couch...looking at us. Apparently, she too was in heat. She laid there with her hand in her panties. I looked at her...she looked at me. I looked back at my girl mounted over my boy and....that's it ya'll. I can't give you no more. Dammit! I'm getting excited over here thinking about that shit again. Thank goodness for my wassically wabbit. Damn...do I have any batteries? I gotta go. I hope I gave you enough hand-on-booty details. hee hee This story took a damn tractor trailer wide right turn. But...I just wanted to give you a little history about where me and Cutiepie's friendship came from and what all, rather, SOME things that it involved. Although, it never involved Cutiepie and I EVER getting down with one another. Will it ever happen? Eh...I doubt it. Is this enough hand-on-booty detail for ya????? wink, wink

Comments:
Oh...you're most welcome Edwige! Sorry I kept you on stand by for so long. hee hee But thanks for staying up with me! Uh..thanks to you too Will. You hung with me too. Now, Brown Sugar is off to bed...*rummaging through junk draw for batteries*
 
WTF! Why'd my shit come up anonymous on my own shit?!? Anyway...
@Will...Muhahahahahaha! Yeah...handle that. Give good ole "Sonia" a call. Gotta be right for your trip to DC. Don't want you to be all frustrated and shii! LOL
 
It did it again! ARGH!!!! Well, I'll have to correct that this time. Anywho..I hope I pleased each and every one of my readers. Uh...freak you say? Call me what you want? Although, I'd beg to differ. I'd say...I'm more of a "free sexual spirit." hee hee nite nite!
 
Yeah, we're all still friends. Good friends actually. When morning hit, it was as if nothing happened. We weren't hung over cuz we sweated that shit out. LOL That was the one and only time me and guy #1 took it there. We're still cool as hell. As a matter of fact, he called me the other day to invite me to a party. I didn't get his msg until the following day. When we spoke, he was like, "yeah...I was at this all girl party. i'm sure you would have loved to watch their asses!" LOL My response to him was, "Ahh my fine friend, you know me well. You know me well." LOL Although, I wouldn't have had to be a willing participant. I just wanted to watch. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
I 2nd Edwidge on this one...I'll keep you posted
 
Dizzam, You can do a brother in Iraq like this.
 
My lawd.... Being stiff at work is NOT cool.... heh heh
 
I. Am. Speechless. Was this the same spot where I stayed?? Same bed I layed across??

You are a busy girl!! Don't let needy-ass Cutie pie suck you in (literally). We know how this is gonna end!! Ugly. She was your girl's girl. U just can go there.
 
@Brutha Code..hey it ain't all bad being stiff at work. Just do the sideways nutcracker walk to the bathroom and BeatNuts! hee hee
@Kajuana...Um, don't worry. If I haven't been sucked in by now, it AIN'T gone happen hun. Oh..fyi, it was NOT the same bed you laid across. LOL I had long since gotten rid of that bed. Oh...I wouldn't mess with Cutiepie though. She's cute and all but that would be entirely TOO MUCH drama for me to deal with. TOO, TOO MUCH!
 
BrownSugar I am going to call my folks and let them know to go ahead and start the paperwork. They have a new author that is going to take over. ZANE is a has been you are the new and latest. Your stories have a person moist and calling someone, pulling out the batteries or baby oil. U better go girl Chocolate!!!!
 
BrownSugar in your story I thought you might have wanted a lil girlfriend for the sex capade. I hear you saying you were/are strictly dickly and reading what you were writing you wanted a lil poohnanny. ha ha ha ha. Your mind wont wonder long you will indulge in Cutie just to see if it is worth it. I cant wait to hear the details. Your Bday is coming up and I know you have not had any in a while. Chocolate!!!
 
Damn, I am at a loss for words.. Great post.
 
All I got to say I can't look at you this same. YOYO you have really showed yo ass! Hilarious is the word for this story. ZANE aint got shit on this writing. Had me where I couldn't stop reading it. Didn't know you had IT in you. You have really giving me a true understading of what a PRIVATE DETECTIVES does? hehehe
 
Check it out...anonymous man. I'd like to think of myself as a strictly dickly type of woman. Meaning, I'm not going to EVER be in a relationship with a woman. Another woman involved in my sexcapades is just an accessory. That's about it. After it's all said and done, I'm like, "Poof Pow...be gone!" LOL Brown Sugar LOVES the dick. And don't you EVER forget it! *wink, wink* Besides, all I said was that I like to watch and gave details of watching the dizzle(brutha code) go inside the cooch!
 
Oh my......

I think we must be long lost sisters.

You took me back to the freak days...

Girl, you are too much!

It's hot in here.
 
Welcome to my world Ms. Tee!!!
 
I'm with Brutha Code, no more reading your blogs at work!
 
Well Ms. Brown, I have been looking at this entry for days and didn't read it. It looked so long. For-tun-ate-ly, someone asked me if I had read it. My goodness, it was worth the read. I then read it again and again. As Blossom's brother Joey would say, "whoa".
 
Good thing Brown Suga don't melt!...cause I see it gets hot up in there! Hmmm? -So that's where the underground Freak-nik Afta Party is. I'll be listening out for the next one! :)
 
*giggling* Hey...Brown Sugar does melt in your mouth. (smile)
 
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