The life & times of Brown Sugar...

Edwige, I’m going to try to make this as juicy as I can. Although, I don’t think it will compare to that one story you forwarded to me! Ok…here comes the fire…and desire. I’ll have you know that this story is all true and concurrent. Well….it’s MOSTLY true. I may throw in a few extra ish here and there. You’d never know though. Mkay....Let’s get to it.

Bird and Cutiepie got back together as you already know. Bird was very much content because as I stated in previous entry, she felt they were destined to be together. Especially since they both moved back down here without knowing each other were here. Anywho, all was good between the two of them. Finally, the time came for Cutiepie and I to come face to face. Remember, we hadn’t seen each other since she and Bird moved from down here. Before I actually saw her, Bird and I discussed the whole issue between Cutiepie and I. I told her that I felt bad about how I treated Cutiepie and I really wanted to talk to her about everything. I still couldn’t explain why I acted the way I did. It’s been a few years and I still can’t come up with a perfect excuse why I treated Cutiepie the way I did. Bird thought that was a good idea. She said she’d mention it to Cutiepie as well. So anyway, I went over to Bird’s house and Cutiepie was there. It wasn’t as awkward as I thought it was going to be. It was actually pretty cool. All three of us sat around talking. Although, we didn’t discuss the beef Cutiepie and I had. It was a pretty good “reunion,” so to speak. A couple of months went by and things were....eh...ok between the two of them. I mean, all was well as far as Cutiepie was concerned. It was Bird…. I already told ya’ll how flighty she can be at times. *smh* Well, I failed to mention that Bird was and had been attracted to this girl she works with. She thought this girl was the finest thing. I mean, she was alright. I didn’t particularly care for her but that’s a whole ‘notha story. Anyway, Bird and this girl would hang out periodically. Bird even introduced Cutiepie and her coworker. Unbeknown to Cutiepie, Bird had the HOTS for her coworker. Well one Friday evening, Bird and her coworkers went out for dinner and drinks after work. They were all good and drunk by the time it was all over with. Well, Bird went back to her coworker's house. They sat, talked and even flirted. This was nothing new because according to Bird, they always flirt with each other. You know how they say a drunk mind speaks a sober heart, right? Well, Bird started telling her coworker how she had been attracted to her for the longest. Interestingly, the coworker had the same attraction for Bird. The next thing you know they were kissing. I'm not talking about pecky peck kisses. I'm talkin' bout tongue down your throat kisses. It was ON! They moved from the living room to the bedroom. And well...you know. It got heated. hee hee Ok...I said I wasn't going to spare too many details. Well, in Bird's own words...She claimed that this girl had THE most perfect body she had ever seen. She said her titties were so perky that they looked fake. Ofcourse, I told Bird that she must not have seen my body then! LOL I'm kidding. I didn't tell her that. I didn't say anything because ofcourse, I was listening intently to the hand on booty details. I only spoke when I felt like she was slacking on details. Bird said they went on for hours and hours. She said that her coworker was soooo passionate. She loved the way she kissed her. She loved the way she touched her. Blah, blah, blah. All I wanted to know was, "Did you eat her coochie and did she eat your coochie?!? Was it fat? Was it juicy? What? I want details dammit! You know the routine!" I know you're laughing but I be serious when it comes to getting my hand on booty details. You betta believe it! Anyway, while all this was going on, Cutipie was waiting for Bird to come back home. No...Bird and Cutiepie don't stay together. Well, not really. Cutiepie is just always there. Bird finally made it home around 4:00am. She got in the bed and even attempted to kiss Cutiepie. For some reason, Cutiepie was not feeling it. She said, "Uh uh...." and turned over. I told Bird she was trifling because she could have at least washed her face before she tried to give her girlfriend some sugar after she was out all night with the same lips she was eatting some other girl's coochie with. My goodness! Ok...(sound of cassette tape fast forwarding). The holiday season was upon us. Cutiepie had been working Bird's nerves something serious. Cutiepie's car had been repossessed and she was looking for a job. Bird was getting tired of taking care of Cutiepie. Cutiepie was contemplating going home for Christmas but she didn't have the money for a flight. Bird wanted Cutiepie to go so bad she paid for her ticket. She convinced Cutiepie to go because she felt she needed to be with her family. She told Cutiepie that she would be going out of town too so it be good for her to go especially since she wasn't going to be home. You know, she didn't want Cutiepie to be down here by herself for the holiday. Little did Cutiepie know, Bird wasn't going any damn where. Bird was planning on spending the week with her coworker. She was looking forward to the many nights of hot passionate lovemaking. Well, the day came for Cutiepie to leave. Bird dropped her off at the airport and headed home for what she called "peace and quiet." Cutiepie was CONSTANTLY nagging her about something. She just couldn't take it anymore. She needed a break. And well...she got it.

Have you ever actually felt like your significant other was up to no good? Apparently, this is how Cutiepie was feeling. She periodically called Bird to see how her trip home was going. Ofcourse, Bird claimed to be having the time of her life with friends that she hadn't seen in a while everytime Cutiepie called. Bird was scheduled to come back here the day before Cutiepie. Perfect timing, huh? Cutiepie called Bird right before Bird's flight was scheduled to leave. Bird answered the phone and said in a low, whispered voice, "I'm on the plane. I'll call you when I get to Hometown, USA." Then she hung up. When Bird told me that ish, I fell out laughing! I couldn't believe she not only lied but went through the motions of whispering and then rushing her off the phone as if she was really on a plane! A little while later, Bird said that Cutiepie started calling her on her cell phone. She forgot to turn her phone off! She was supposed to be in the air. Well, the next thing she knew, Cutiepie sent her a text message and told her that she was "full of ish." Bird started panicking then. She was like, "OMG! Do you think she knows? Do you think she called the airline for my flight info?" I was like, "Girl..I don't know. If so you can either tell her the truth or...that's your story and you're sticking to it." Well...we talked about it for a few minutes longer but I had to cut our conversation short because I was on my way up to DC for New Years Eve. I was leaving out that night and stopping in NC overnight with my linesister and her family. So I'm packing up my truck and what not. I walk back into my house and did some last minute things. My phone rang. It was Cutiepie. OMG! What was she calling me for?!? I didn't answer. For one...I didn't know what she wanted. Well, I called Bird back and told her that Cutiepie had just called me. Ofcourse, Bird panics some more. "What is she calling you for? Call her back. Call her back." I was like, "Uh..no. I'm not finna get in the middle of this." She already used me in a lie she told earlier that I didn't want anything to do with." Hell...Cutiepie already thought I was Bird's co-conspirator. That's a whole 'notha story too. This is already getting long as heck. Well, I decided to call Cutiepie back. She wanted to know when the last time I spoke with Bird. She also wanted to know if I knew Bird's parent's phone number. I told her that I'd call her back because I had to look for it. I had the number but...I had to kill time and call Bird first. Damn Bird! Boy...to make a long story short, Bird finally called Cutiepie back and admitted that she was already home. But...she told her that she came back the day before but lied to her about it because she needed a break. That just opened up another damn can of worms. Ofcourse they argued and fought (via phone) like cats and dogs. Bird told Cutiepie that she was emotionally draining her. She couldn't take it anymore. So....they broke up. On to the new year. That was the end of that. Right? WRONG! It was only the beginning of more drama! This would be a perfect place to end the story. hee hee But...I'm going to continue for the sake of not dragging the story on and on. Well, the following week Cutiepie called me and asked me for a ride downtown. She had a job interview and wanted me to drop her off. I told her I would do it. So I picked her up. We chit chatted and what not. I didn't mention Bird and she didn't mention Bird. I dropped her off at her job interview and headed back to work. Before leaving her, I told her to call me when she finished. If she didn't find a ride back home by the time I left for work, I'd pick her up and take her back home. Well wouldn't you know it? She called me. I picked her up and then we went to pick up my son. She mentioned something about Bird coming over later to bring her stuff. Then she asked me if I would take her over to Bird's so that she could pick up a few things. I didn't really mind but...you know. I figured it would be a little awkward. And boy....awkward it was. Once we got over there Cutiepie went straight up the stairs, little words to Bird. Bird was all friendly and ish...trying to play it cool. Then here I was, acting like I was totally oblivious to what was going down. So I sat downstairs and waited for Cutiepie to come back downstairs. Bird eventually came downstairs and whispered, "Leave...go outside." I was like, "Cool...I'm out." So I sat my ass in the car and waited. Cutiepie came out about 10 minutes later. She looked slightly upset but didn't say much. I asked her if she had everything she needed and she said, "Yeah...I'll get the rest of my things later." We drove off and there was kind of an awkward silence. I didn't say ish. Then out of nowhere Cutiepie said, "Some people think you're stupid. Some people don't realize a good thing til it's gone." I just continued driving...saying nothing. I dropped Cutiepie off at home and then I made my way home.
The following weekend, I had a gathering. I had invited both Bird and Cutiepie. It turned out that Cutiepie had to work so she couldn't make it. Bird was slated to appear. The night went on, Bird didn't show. I was kind of pissed because Bird always pulls a no-show when I have gatherings. She always gets sick or falls asleep. But she'll call you all the way up until the event starts and says she's on her way and never shows. I don't know why she does that ish.
Cutiepie called me early the next morning. One thing about Cutiepie, she will call you about 10 times a day. You know how you're on the phone with somebody and you can tell they have something to say but they never say it. It's always like that when I talk to Cutiepie on the phone. Anyway, while were talking I brought up how Bird didn't show up to my gathering and how she always does ish like that. Now...before you go to thinking that I'm talking about Bird behind her back, think again. I tell Bird all of the time how flighty she is. She never denies it. Even she knows how flighty she is. She's like that with everybody. Anyway, why'd I open that can of worms. That just set Cutiepie off. She went on and on about how Bird did her wrong and how she's a lier. She's telling me things that I already know - only her version. It wasn't that much different though. I didn't tell Cutiepie anything Bird told me. I just listened. She went on for about an hour and then we got off the phone.
The following day, Cutiepie called me while I was working. I was out checking some locations with my co-worker. I'm sitting there in the passenger seat and my phone rings. I see it's Cutiepie so I answer...
Me: What's up girl?
Cutiepie: Are you busy?
Me: Nah...not really.
Cutiepie: I got something to ask you. Have you and Bird ever messed around?
Me: *silence*silence*silence*
Cutiepie: Hello?
Me: (slightly thrown off and getting kind of pissed) No, we've NEVER messed around. (All the while thinking, didn't Bird tell you that we never messed around each time you asked her?!?"
Cutiepie: (in an excited tone) I mean, I'm just wondering because I've always thought you and her messed around.
I'm not going to go through the entire conversation we had. I was trying to be a little discreet because I was riding shotgun in the car with my coworker. I didn't really want him to hear and witness all that drama. I was getting pissed because she just came out of nowhere and asked me that ish. Actually, it wasn't the fact that she asked me that question. It was more the WAY she asked me. The tone of her voice is what pissed me off. She was trying to "check" me. She BASICALLY went off on me. I didn't appreciate that ish. So...my coworker, sensing I needed a moment, stepped out of the car. I was FUMING! I went slam the FUCK off! I was pissed. Now I see WTF Bird was saying about this chic. Damn! First of all, don't be calling me while I'm fuckin at work asking me 'bout some damn bullshit that you could have asked me about the day before while we were on the phone. It was crazy! Cutiepie has the kind of high pitchy type voice. She was excited and I was excited. We both were upset. The more I thought about it, I realized that this was bound to happen anyway. I had to get off the phone with her. I was fighting mad! Emotions were too high. I was more involved in this than I thought I was....

I'm sorry, I can't finish this. I mean, this entry is already mad long. I PROMISE, PROMISE I'll finish this weekend. I don't want to give you TOO MUCH to read in one setting. I'm afraid I might not keep your attention. The story is really not too much longer. Now....I am going to finish the next entry but I'm not going to post it until Monday afternoon. Possibly before. Reason being, I don't want you to read it thinking it is part III and then be ahead, yet still behind. (smile)