The life & times of Brown Sugar...

My birthday weekend was FABULOUS!!! For starters, I met with Xquizzyt1, Grayse and Ms. Thing on Friday after work. We met up for dinner and drinks. I planned on just staying for an hour or so but I'll be damned if we didn't sit up in that mug for damn near FOUR hours!! I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I REALLY did! These ladies meet pretty regularly. They took it upon themselves to invite Brown Sugar. Wait a minute. *rubbing chin* I may have invited myself initially. *a thought to ponder on* LMAO! Good Night! (that's for you X) ROTFLMAO! Either way, I passed with flying colors and was initiated!!! Gold star for Brown Sugar!!! *Cheerleader jump* Woohoo!

First off, let me say that each one of these ladies are unique in their own way. This was my first time meeting Grayse and Ms.Thing. I met X when Will came to town. We met him at the airport during his layover. I LOVE me some Will!!! ***hugs -n- kisses*** MUAH!!! Oh....he is such a wonderful person. He's such a sweetheart. But don't let all the niceties fool ya. Will is full of wisecracks all day long!!! It was a short visit but we all hit it off great for us not to have ever met before. Dammit! I'm supposed to be talking about this PAST weekend. Not two or shree weekends ago!! HA! Anywho.....where was I??? OH!!! Grayse is soooo sweet!!! She has such a pleasant personality. She was the baby of the bunch. Awwwww! *hugs* Ms. Thing is a hoot!! When I first saw her, I was like, "Oh...she looks like she might be real quiet." Shiiiii! There is NOTHING quiet about her! She even bought me a Gimlet, I mean, GREMLIN (per our server) for my birthday. Being cool + buying one a Gimlet/Gremlin = cool with Brown Sugar. Poor thang (our server). She just couldn't get anything right with us. Luckily, we had Xquizzyt1 there......who, "keeps it real!" (What's really hood "B?") *fit of laughter* I knew it would be a good evening. Anybody who watches AND quotes skits from the Dave Chappelle show is alright with me!!! X was a bit perturbed with the aforementioned server girl who brought our drinks back and couldn't figure out which drink was which. Ms.Thing ordered a Bourbon and coke and X ordered....her usual. (Makers Mark and Coke). She sent her on back, after ordering her to put two stirrers in the glass so that she can differentiate the two drinks. During all the confusion, I politely grabbed my Gimlet/Gremlin off the tray and proceeded to drink while they discussed the mix up of their drinks. Clearly, X didn't want to pay more for her Makers Mark and actually be drinking bottom shelf alcohol. Never that! HA! Well, the night went on and after one more Gimlet and plenty of Makers Mark (consumed by unknown patron) we all went our separate ways. It was a good night. I'm definitely looking forward to hanging out with them again.

Saturday. Saturday. SaturdaaaayEEayEEayEEaaaaay! Unfortunately, I had to work. *BoooooooHisssss* (that's for X & Ms.Thing). But it wasn't all bad. Work was kind of slow. Well, I made it slow. All that paperwork that sat on my desk....did just that. Sat there. hahahahahaha Although I did do a little work. hee hee I worked on plans for the night. hee hee After work, I came home and attempted to take a nap. My parents were in town and were out in the streets with my son. Which meant, FREE TIME for me. I attempted to lay down but I kept peddling. I had to figure out what I was going to wear that night. I had to make phone calls. Then...finally I laid down. By that time, my parents came back and well.... You already know. No rest for me. Although, I did get 15 minutes of good napping.
Well, me and some friends of mine met up at the Blue Grotto tapas restaurant for light dinner and drinks. (www.bluegrotto-tapas.com) Notice I said "light". If you know anything about a tapas restaurant, you know that you won't be getting full off shit! LOL The food was good though. The drinks were good too. We all had a good ole time. While sitting there, we discussed what our next destination would be. Well...you know me. I suggested we hit up a strip club. With the exception of one person, I figured all we be down. Mind you, my group of friends included males and females. Well surprisingly, the one I thought would be like HELL NAW was cool with it all. She figured she could get some laughs. Uh huh...whatever. She know she wanted to look at some tits and ass. hahahahaha But seriously, out of the 7 that was present, I knew that 4 out of the 7 were freaks. Two personally. hahahahaha One of my guy friends present had his girlfriend with him. She was all inquisitive as to what went down at the strip clubs. She wanted to know if were going to an all girls strip club. She wanted to know what they do...blah, blah, blah. I'm listening to her and looking at her out of the corner of my eye. Whatever chic!!! ONE, I knew she was trying to front. But...little did she know, I KNOW her boyfriend. PLUS, I remember him telling me about a year ago that he wanted me to "meet" his girlfriend. "Meet" is codeword for...."check out to see if you'd be down to fuck." Thanks to him, he contributed to the way I am today. hahahaha TWO, he only deals with freaks or those open to being freaky. What does that say about me, you ask? I say, "Fuck.you." Anywho....two of my other friends were running late and opted to meet us at our next destination. Once I told them of our plans, they were like, "Cool." They're a couple and they like doing shit like that. Strokers!!! Here we come!!

Ok. So we pull up in the parking lot. I mean, all of Atlanta must have been up in that joint. The parking lot was jam packed. We all found parking spots and scurried towards the club. There was a line. Considering some of us got in line before others, we did the only thing that normal people going out in groups would do. We jumped the line. hahahahaha Anywho, after standing outside for what seemed like FOREVER, we eventually got inside. My girlfriend said she felt like she was inside Saddam and Gomorrah. That was the funniest shit to me! Meanwhile, we all made our way to the bar. There are naked women every.damn.where! I'm standing at the bar, waiting to place my drink order and this dude is trying to talk to me. Nevermind the fact that he has a buttbootyassnaked woman giving him a lap dance at that very moment. He's too busy trying to figure out who I am. Here I am, fully dressed, coat and all, woman vs. buttbootyassnaked woman. It must have been my long fake ponytail. LOL Heey girl! I see you. *waves to the crowd* hahahahaha I'm looking at him but ofcourse, my eyes can't help but to glance at all that ass leaning up on him. *in deep thought* I thought that they had a TOUCH and GO policy up in here. That should include the strippers too, right? "Uh...don't touch my hand with your ass. Don't touch my legs with your ass!!!" hahahaha I'm getting sidetracked! Sorry! Um...yeah. "Can I get a....single Corona with lime please?" Boy...one can surely get distracted up in this piece! I don't know about other strip clubs. But here in Atlanta....they gets buttbootyassnaked!!! I mean, as I stood there, I watched the strippers on stage and the strippers giving lap dances on the floor. I took a survey (in my mind). Most, if not all of the strippers kept doing this little thing where they get all up on you and then pause...grab their coochie, open it up and expose their clit. What? What?!? Yeah....pause.....grab coochie lips, open lips, expose clit and then stare at you like, "You like that? Yeah...I know you want to touch it." But...keep in mind, they have this "TOUCH -n- GO" policy. You know mugs (not me, ofcourse) are like, "Hell yeah I wanna touch that man in the boat!" Lemme touch it. Let me grab it. That fat rabbit! LOL Awww hell! Here's a dollar!
Eventually, I caught up with my two friends that were meeting us at the strip club. I saw them when they walked up to the bar. They didn't see me. But...eventually, thanks to the mirror behind the bar, I was able to get their attention. *sidenote* Why is it that people always make a beeline to the bar when they enter a club? *end sidenote* I ran up to my male friend and hugged him. I was sooo happy to see him. We hadn't seen each other in a while. This is my DAWG!!!! I've been knowing him since we were like 12 and shit. Anyway, his girlfriend is sitting at the bar, I go up to her and hug her as well. Then me and my male friend start shooting the shit. We're talking shit about the girls in da club. Who looks good...who looks a hot mess. Who we'd have a threesome with.....hahahahahaha You liked how I threw that in, didn't you? LOL Anyway, my male friend says to me, "You're coming home with me and insert girlfriend name here." I just laughed. Although....I was slightly inebriated AND was feeling kind of horny. What? With all the tits and ass around me. Who could resist? *shrug* Mind you, my male friend has been making comments on the sly about me, him and his girlfriend having a threesome. Well...I wouldn't exactly say on the sly. He just comes right out and says it. Anyway, I entertained the thought but then somebody came up to us and started talking....and that was that. All the while, I was thinking, "Maybe I should....maybe I shouldn't." Decisions. Decisions!!!!!
Well, the night went on. Coochie everywhere at this point. Hey, have ya'll ever seen Nelly's Tip Drill video? Well, one of the "feature" girls in that video, dances at Strokers. She put on this act on stage..... She had this water bottle ya'll. Lemme just say this. Brown Sugar was taking notes. Damn! How in da hell did she do that?!? *scribbling down notes*
Meanwhile, remember my guy friend's girlfriend from the tapas restaurant? The one that was all inquisitive and shit. Well....homegirl was in RARE form at the club. One of my friends that was with us was a bit concerned that she would be overwhelmed upon entering the strip club. Again...I said WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER!!!! Not only did she prove my thoughts right. She damn near showed her ass. Sistah girl was on it. She was dancing like she was a stripper. She probably would have taken it all off if it wasn't for the security guard who stopped her because dudes were giving her money too. Maybe it was the alcohol. But I seriously doubt it. I heard she was even trying to get up on stage with the strippers. She was putting money inside the strippers G-Strings. Homegirl was feelin it! I KNEW she was frontin!!! My other friends were shocked! It was the funniest thing....and the talk of the remainder of the night.
Well, the night was beginning to come to an end for us. Mugs were tired. My feet were hurting and dammit...it didn't look like I was going to get my lap dance. I wasn't able to find a damn seat! hahahahahaha Remember? It was jam packed up in there! I chit chatted with my friend and his girlfriend. I told them that this weekend was only part ONE of my birthday celebration. I already have reserved a hotel room for next Saturday. Hey...what happens in Atlanta, stays in Atlanta. We talked about going to yet another strip club later in the week. All suggested by his girlfriend. *rubbing chin* Hmmm.....a thought to ponder on. *shrugs* Who knows? But seriously.... I reserved the hotel room for me and another one of my girlfriends who's bday is next week. We're planning to have a spa party. But...that's still up in the air. It's funny though. When I mentioned to both of them that I had a hotel room, both of their eyes kind of lit up. hahahahaha We shall see... I guess all I have to say at this point is stay tuned for Part Deux!!!